EXCUSES
A favourite excuse for not paying promptly is
"It was only a small amount so I thought you
wouldn't mind". Problem is that most
orders are for "a small amount" so, with this
philosophy, nobody pays on time!
The other excuse is: "You didn't send the
invoice". The invoice is in the "Documents
Enclosed" wallet on the front of the package. It's
the piece of paper that has your address. Without
it the package can't reach you!
Another excuse is: "You didn't send a
statement". What's the point of a statement?
You already paid me didn't you?
The best excuse is: "I fitted the parts but
it didn't work". Nice try, but legally you
don't have a chance. The parts I supply are
guaranteed free from manufacturing defect and the
accompanying sheet lists the parts. All my kits
fulfill their purpose which is to provide you with
the parts that are most likely to enable you to
carry out your repair or modification. I can't
guarantee your work or your ability to read. I
can't guarantee that your repair will be successful
(although it usually is). If you think that the
parts are incorrect then return *everything* in the
package as supplied within 7 days. If bits are
missing or look used so I can't resell them, then
you will have to pay. Your Statutory Rights are not
affected.
And another excuse: "I couldn't contact
you/you didn't reply". This is bullshit. You
have my e-mail address, my fax number, my phone
number, my mobile number and my address on the
invoice. I *always* reply provided that I receive
your message and you include your correct e-mail
address.
And another: "I didn't know how to
pay/couldn't get a Sterling Postal Order,
Girobank Cheque, Eurocheque, Bank Notes,
Dollars..."
Nice try but not credible.
And: "You didn't send me everything I
ordered".
If the invoice value exceeds £50 I will not
send everything until you have paid.
And, finally: "I forgot". Hey, your
memory must be even worse than mine! You read the
invoice which says "please send a cheque " ... and
you then forget???
(The legal bit: In the absence of prior
written agreement to the contrary, payment of our
charges is required on receipt of our invoice.
Failure to make payment within 28 days of the due
date could result in the matter being referred to
our Debt Collection Agents whose charges will be
added to, and payable with, the invoice debt. If
you do not respond to the initial request for
payment, your details may be given to a third party
or parties and you agree to this by sending the
order).
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